no.. CHANEL woman!!
haha. alrite alrite. i've officially lost it.
but hey!! this chanel wall is so freeeeakin' cool la!! haha. couldnt help but snap a few shots with it.
oh.. as u can see.. i am wearing "skanky" fish net stockings..
why, u might ask??
cause i had to go to this BOLLOCKS seventeen party , which wasnt even a party, and the dress code was Punk Rock.
so yea. like wtf.
i WORE my tarty fish nets and ripped denim skirt.. and when i reached zouk, the freaking place was filled with pink teenage bobbers.
wtf*****
and worst of all.. it wasnt even a party. there wasnt even any music playing!!!
and when the band FINALLY performed, they sucked. BAD.
the whole event was just a beauty pageant. full of terrifyingly anorexic chicks with horribly styled outfits.
hahahahahhaha. i am so evil. kk. being a lil bit too critical here.
but its not my fault la. cause i couldnt even get a decent drink!!!!!!!!!! like.. hello????
no alcohol??? why no alcohol??!?!?!
oh.. *smacks forehead* its an underaged party eh?? no wonder.
FFFFFffffffffffffffffffffff..
see why im so pissed?? haha.
okay okay!!! let's talk about that dude. kk. his name is jing teng.. a.k.a jt.
he's a basketballer and all.. so yea.. hot bod..
but!!!! here's where it gets saucy *sniggers*
the seventeen party was sooooooooo dreadful, so i decided to work some magic and managed to get me, cel, gab and jt into Devils' Bar. and courtesy of the kick-ass band, we got 2 huge jugs of whiskey + coke.
aaaaanyhuuuu.. then!! since they gave us free drinks.. we had to return them the favour in some way rite?? haha.
and since i couldnt jam (under contract still..) sooo.. the 3 of us.. cunning lil' things.. sabo-ed jt!!!!!!
we bluffed that it was his birthday so he had to go onto stage and had to do a body shot.
body shot = lick salt off a woman's body part, gulp a shot of tequila and suck on a lemon which is placed in the woman's mouth.
and of cause.. the lady had to lick his body too =)
mua hahahahaha. u can just imagine.
hot young bod. haha. with alot of "aunties" around. when he lifted up his shirt, all the ladies practically fainted la!! even the dancer wanted a piece of him.
*laughs*
celena recorded the ENTIRE process. but.. its too explicit. so too bad pple!!mua haha.
all i can say.. is that they licked each other.. swallowed some booze and sucked on some lemon.. =)
anyhu.. after we had enough fun shaking our booties.. (guys included) we decided to head home.
haha. but being the restless brats that we are. we decided to head down for a movie at cine!!! *yea*
and here is the GLORIOUS chanel wall.
*pwhroar....
coolness *P
saw it as we were making our way to cineleisure..
it looked soooo good, i just wanted to grab a bite la!!
haha.. alrite alrite!! im corny*
cant help it.
cel n me realised one cool fact.
late in the night.. in town.. u can practically do WHATEVER u want!! and nobody will stop u or look at u in a funny way!!!!!!!!!!!
haha. soooooo.. we screamed n laughed our heads off and sat in fridges to cool ourselves down.
*lovely*
we decided to watch monster house. cause celena.. DIE ALSO WANNA WATCH HORROR.
and me?? DIE ALSO CANNOT WATCH HORROR.
i have a self-confessed phobia for horror films la. haha! so we met each other half way and settled for the horror animation..
it was pretty scary though!!! haha. i had to clutch tightly to cel's arm. hahahaha.
hahahaha. lookey here.
who do u see ladies??
tell me.. who do u see??
*screams* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
its the super ultra duperly hot stuff gardener from wisteria lane...
who is also known as mrs solis's devilishly naughty/hot/sexy/drool-worthy boy toy in desperate houswives.
damn.
John Tucker must be mine!! *sniggers*
he is soooooooooooooo hot.
his super wide grin is so charming *sigh*
chicks like me.. dig super nice & big-ass smiles..
if only i was half as hot as eva longoria.. then i'll be able to snag one like him!!
*sniggers* continue dreaming wanhua.. continue dreaming.........